what's shakin', Playdough Breakfast Cafe Playset with Waffle Maker bacon?
it's the day after halloween, and the two (festive) wolves inside of me are already fighting over if it's too soon to put up christmas lights - but tis the perfect season to get your tickets for our QP Fall 2023 show: D.W.IVES OUT: AN UMBR-ELIEVABLY WONKHARD AI COMMENTARY ! 

so quiet up and listen the fuck down, cause here's what's happening:

this magical, mysterious, sexy-hot show will ONLY be running from November 15th-18th, and the 22nd-25th. 

you can purchase up to 8 tickets at once! just enough for you, and your group of time-travelling clones that you've disguised as a traditional nuclear family - just look at clone 6B49 ("Father"), who's so proud of you for donating to QP local charities, and for not doing that thing that would have caused the end of the world (you know what he's talking about, don't you Micheal?). 
all ticketholders must be 19 years of age or older, and present a ticket and completed AMS waiver (link also sent in ticket confirmation email) at the doors to be allowed entry to the event.

i am currently gnawing at the bars of my enclosure in rabies-enduced anticipation of our silliest, goofiest Fall 2023 QP show. we cannot thank you enough for your QP support, and we are so excited to soon make longing, romantic period-piece eye-contact with you at the Mansion.


lots o' love,

the board (xoxo)