Third Annual Dirty Puppet Show!

Fri. Feb 14 & Sat. Feb 15 / Doors at 7:00 / Show at 8pm

Performed by Dirty Puppets of course!

Third time’s a charm! Join us for Church of Clown’s Third Annual Dirty Puppet Show! An evening of steamy laughter with clowns, variety artists, and… puppets. Bring a puppet or borrow one and jump into this show where the boundary between audience and performer is blurred. What will this puppet experience entail? What’s under that puppet’s pants? Do puppets masturbate? Did we bring enough smut? Who are these puppets and how did they get so deranged? Come prepared for adult content. Bring a puppet if you got one, and leave your purity at the door. And yes… we will have drink specials!Ticket Specials? Yes please:

Dynamic Duo: 2 for $25

Dynamite Duo: includes 2 tickets *and* 2 drinks for $40

Polycule Special: 5 tickets for $60

VIP Dynamite Dynamic Dy-eeelightful Duo: $100 

Treat your boo to the dirtiest custom puppet lap dance they've ever had along with two drinks(and tickets, of course)!!!

All Church of Clown events are NOTAFLOF. Please email Sierra at programs@churchofclown.org for questions about volunteering, work trade, or scholarships.